- Go to a convention dressed as Darth Vader
- Stand a short distance away from the eating area
- When someone looks at you “force choke” them
- Since conventions are usually filled with awesome people they will probably respond by grabbing their neck and pretending to choke
- Their friends and family will then actually think they are choking
- Repeat above steps and see how many people you can freak out using the Force
you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass
Video games are so weird. Hey you just killed a giant goat man, have a pair of shoes you’re not intelligent enough to wear.